yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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