Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits