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So, how was the dinner

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Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.

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(406): So, how was the dinner (1-406): Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive. http://tfl.nu/9pb0

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Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?

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(312): Is it possible to jerk off a nipple? http://tfl.nu/fsvj

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(616): View more from Michigan

who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss

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(616): who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss http://tfl.nu/d23g

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Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.

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(603): Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror. http://tfl.nu/is4s

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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day

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(502): Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day http://tfl.nu/ab75

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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him

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(314): i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him http://tfl.nu/pw5n

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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.

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(814): Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now. http://tfl.nu/xg11

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(207): View more from Maine

i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance

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(207): i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance http://tfl.nu/4kjn

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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first

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(316): Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first http://tfl.nu/7abn

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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy

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(859): You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy http://tfl.nu/yf7q

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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.

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just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom

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(571): Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night. (571): just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom http://tfl.nu/0d08

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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.

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(503): I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work. http://tfl.nu/c4w1

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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?

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(248): How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break? http://tfl.nu/c6en

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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.

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(202): You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself. http://tfl.nu/1zzq

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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN

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(401): STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN http://tfl.nu/5dil

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