remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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