I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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