It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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