Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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