you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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