How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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