Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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