I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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