Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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