I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Drake has all the answers
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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