I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
