After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
