my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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