Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I have already put on my inside pants.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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