Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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