I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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