Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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