i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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