So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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