Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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