Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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