Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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