she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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