there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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