Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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