His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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