It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Found your dick twin last night
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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