No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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