i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
