And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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