Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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