sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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