yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I will pee on everything he values.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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