Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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