hell yes lets make some ravioli
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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