my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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