have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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