What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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