make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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