He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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