i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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