It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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