perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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