At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
try to milk me bitch
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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