Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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