She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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