I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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