nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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