ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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