from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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